Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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