we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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And as he came he yelled "I'm lovin' it!" That would have made this text sooooo much better.
Way to keep it classy. I bet your parents are so proud.
Yeah buddy. Way to go. A little less classy than I would have desired, but it's whatev.
These people are from Jersey. lol - Premeau
Dont even
Epic.
Did you also get a Celebratory Cumm Shot in the Eye?
Epic Shit right there.
Dumbass should have done it at Arby's, their shakes are way better then mcds!
@Huskerdrunk, how dare you prioritize arbys over ANYTHING!\nAnd wooott
My vagina has a hair on it!!!
Quick, tell your dad to pull it out!
Poor guy had to lose it to you fucking whore
I wanna be your first, rocket man!
I gotta agree with 5:13 lol
Crotch rocket
Fiest
On a drama trip, one of my classmates walked in on two guys going at it in the mcdonald's bathroom. It was funny, he was horrified, xD
That's a good day (:
not only am i also a 732 area code, but theres a mcdonalds 5 minutes away. inspired? heck yes.
Feh midi choice
"i lost my virginity in the backsest of my dads car in a mcdcs parking lot!!!! can you buy me a milkshake momma?
Crotch cricket
Nice
A night to remember
Like a milkshake that u drink?? Or a milkshake that brings all them boyz to the yard?? Either one, props For going at in in the most sexual restaurant in America. Like you, it's fast and salty and cheap.
I didn't know they had sluts on the 99 cent menu
This chick is my new hero
Props
Lmao only in jersey...I wish I got a milkshake =[
You should have given him some gift certificates for "happy meals" adterwords. Gotta build that repeat customer base.
8:58p lmfao, great!! I think they prob. Have a off menu for 99 cent's!
Ahhh to be young.\nVery few TFLNs make me actually el oh el. /clap
You sound trashy, bitch.
Pure epic
Bah da dah da dah....
That's sad that he lost his virginity in the car of a mcdonald's parking lot
Hahaha! Too funny ;)
Bah da dah da dah...
Epic
I feel like this experience is a double whammy...a text from last night and a mylifeisaverage moment!! Lol
I feel a tingle in my crotch.
That's ok, I've given head in the Mickey D's parking lot.
7:49 LMAO
That's how 732 does it<3
That's dumb haha
How classy of you......
That's just racist
I love milkshakes
Firstttt
WTF were you thinking?! \n\nYou should've gotten a McFlurry.
What a way to go... Haha oh well it's jar your virginity
Thats deffinetly not the way 2 loose it
Ass wrangler
Wow. He must be ugly and you must be fat and easy
first!\n\nThis is a good idea, no better way to say "hey you just had sex for the first time way to go" then with milkshakes
pound it out!!
First
First one in your family to be the 40 year old virgin?
Boom
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