I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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