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  i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono

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• I know a lot of people call texts fake and such, but this has got to be literally one of the LAMEST texts I've ever seen on here. What are the mods inhaling?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:50pm

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• You misspelled Ohno dipshit

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:32pm

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• Apolo Ohno geniuses.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:37pm

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  • Oh no! D:

    Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 21, 10 at 11:53am

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• you DID NOT spell either his first or last name correctly

  Submitted by hawks777031 on Feb 19, 10 at 4:50pm

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  • You mean he's not the son of Zeus and Yoko? Wow, my whole world is crumbling...

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 20, 10 at 12:52am

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• Ohno is the shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:56pm

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• You forgot come get me, I'm so high, I think I'll marry him/her, and you don't remember!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:56pm

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• It's spelled ohno

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:27pm

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• Stupid

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:58pm

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• Since like August? Wow this must be some text!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 10:36am

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• Thanks 456! Oh and you kept saying you kept screaming you kept doing walk of shame I love college how is this real life new low old behavior fail?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:58pm

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• First biotches

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:45pm

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• It's ohno. He's the only reason I watch the olympics!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:00am

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• Bahahahahahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:50pm

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• Apolo ohno

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 10:44pm

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• What's underarmour?! Are you Canadian?! Mormon?!?! Canadian and mormon?!?!!?!???

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:46pm

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• 4:46 I love underarmour.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:57pm

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• Right?! I'm just incredibly bored by the utter lack of humor. Jizz beer pussy weed bong mom naked hungover lost dragon glitter blow job heels. Best text ever I regret nothing sober me Drunk me high me low me. Welcome to tfln.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:53pm

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• You just suck balls

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:42pm

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• Hah I burst your first bubble with my Fart juice!! Sads.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:49pm

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• That guy is amazing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 10:44pm

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• stay classy NJ =)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:31pm

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• Correct, you were on your back with your hands holding your knees apart pretending to be a chick and asking to get fucked

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:17pm

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• Incorrect spelling is the least of my issues with this text!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:35pm

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• Fart juice

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:45pm

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• Oh No...it's Apollo Ohno

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:14pm

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• Honestly, this shit is not clever or lowbrow. It's mindless, and to think that our generation will be characteriZed by glorifying our dirtiest deeds on the Internet. Sads!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:56pm

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• this is the first time I've laughed at a text since like august

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:08am

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• First!!!!! To vote!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:47pm

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• Yes you DID

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:44am

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• I've submitted tons of fake shit better than this, even if it is legit!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:59pm

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