Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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