I skipped work to stalk him.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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