Your tits are I can't wait for
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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