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  You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it

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• Smirnoff and Mike's are the shit. Not all wine coolers suck.

  Submitted by Cannibalcake on Jun 17, 12 at 1:39am

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• Can't say I disagree...wine coolers taste awful. (In other news, they still make wine coolers? Weren't they a stupid 1980s fad like neon-color clothes, weird haircuts, and Rick Astley?)

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 16, 12 at 3:07pm

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• So what the fuck ARE wine coolers? I've only ever heard them in the context of high school health class.

  Submitted by jltc on Jun 17, 12 at 12:50am

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  • Cheap, crappy white wine mixed with fruit juice and lots of sugar. Because the taxes on wine quintupled in 1991, they now use malt liquor instead of wine. (There's so much sugar in the things nobody can taste the wine anyway.)

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 17, 12 at 12:32pm

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• IV cryed because of the same reasons before

  Submitted by overrun21 on Jun 19, 12 at 10:02pm

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• I hate wine coolers too. But could choke down some sangria if I has to.

  Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jun 17, 12 at 12:51am

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