There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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