Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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