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  this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.

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• well leave them stranded there and see how quickly everybody suddenly becomes your friend. the DD's never get enough credit.

  Submitted by TowerCrane on Oct 5, 10 at 1:56pm

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• Fuck that.

  Submitted by zinger on Oct 5, 10 at 1:06pm

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• What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes, that shit comes back with you.

  Submitted by FUCKsovietRUSHA on Oct 5, 10 at 1:15pm

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• Believe it or not, some people will actually like that you DD

  Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Oct 5, 10 at 2:50pm

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• Really? That is the exact opposite of what happens to me as DD. I'm treated like a saint, and EVERYBODY wants to be my best friend. Then the negotiations for extra rides begin!

  Submitted by SALIA on Oct 6, 10 at 8:39am

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• I would get treated like that too at parties. People would offer me a drink and I'd say I'm a DD and they say oh, that's cool and walk away....

  Submitted by Laurennniscool on Oct 5, 10 at 5:05pm

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• And if you possessed double D's, it wouldn't have mattered if you were drinking or not, you would still be getting attention.

  Submitted by whiteknave on Oct 5, 10 at 2:46pm

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• Designated driver!

  Submitted by jkok3425 on Oct 5, 10 at 3:11pm

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• You should probably take that as a compliment. That's tells me you're attractive enough for guys to feel intimidated by you sober... Alcohol lowers standards...

  Submitted by darq_qing987 on Oct 6, 10 at 2:45am

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• In soviet russia guy blows you

  Submitted by Fuz3 on Oct 6, 10 at 11:47am

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  • in my room guy blows me

    Submitted by aninja on Feb 28, 12 at 7:43pm

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• What's DD?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 10 at 3:00pm

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• You should always treat the DD like royalty, otherwise next time you can eat your own arse home

  Submitted by Leigh_ofkent on Dec 11, 12 at 9:15am

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