Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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