Why is it Guys fault? Maybe she's all lousy goosy!!! Maybe she's a wizards sleeve. Maybe she's used to being gangbanged by lacrosse and football teams......
girl sucks at being on top. i've been with big and little, she just doesn't know what the fuck she's doing.
and 4:06 we do NOT fail at being in charge of sex, and i'm sorry you've never had a girl prove that to you. this girl sucks at being on top and maybe sex altogether. and maybe you just get with girls who suck at sex. we can be great at being in charge, you just haven't fucked any of us
4:06 (2)... that was awesome hahaha.
just try another position. maybe she's really wet, maybe she's not used to it, or maybe you're smaller than she's used to. just figure out what works.
but yeah there are some smalllll guys out there it's almost ridiculous.
it could be her getting too wild on top. best solution: with both of your arms, grab her tightly just above the waiste so her motion is limited, then go ahead and jack hammer away. she will like it and you get a face full of tits at the same time.
haha this happened to me with one guy. i was on top and kept slipping off and he kept blaming me like i didn't know what i was doing. but seriously...i tried....he was just smaller than i was used to. i didn;t wanna tell him that though, cuz he WAS good. but it WAS NOT MY FAULT. lmao though this is hilarious
yeah, youve gotta figure out how to grab it n work it so it works for you. dont get caught slippin or shooting blanks cuz you dont know how to work your own shit or hers!
this text reminded me of a guy in college....
i always thought people were exaggerating when they held up their pinkies to describe a guy.
there is no redeeming that. ... We nicknamed him little diddle.
She may just be really really wet so its more of a slip and slide kind of thing going or it might just be positioning try some slight adjustments. If all else fails go with 1:50
this just means you are terrible at sex because:
1. even though she was really wet
2. you still couldnt get hard enough to stay in
and/or 3. youre pathetic penis was just too small to begin with
trust me i should know. i used to fuck this jerk who had all 3 of those problems.
it ended the night he said he was too drunk to have sex and masturbated in front of my naked body and then passed out on his cum covered sock.
Yes, she's used to bigger guys. Accept that shit. You don't have the biggest dick out there. Chicks FAIL at being in charge of sex, so grab her damn hips and hold her in the right place or stop whining. Believe me, when their eyes roll into the back of their head, they don't give two shits about your size, so figure out how to make that happen or keep crying, because you're gonna get better at which ever one you practice more.
oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.
1:42, don't try to blame this on the girl. if she's used to bigger guys, she's used to being able to bounce up and down with longer strokes. not her fault if he's small.
I had this problem with one guy I was seeing. Every time I started getting real into it when i was on top it slipped out. it was legit no bigger than 4 inches... its only ever happened to me like 2 or 3 other times & thats cuz i was super wet... i'm guessing in this case its the small dick
hahah dude. its because you have a teeny weenie.
she's used to using her legs and hips a lot more.
and you make it so its like a bunny hop, so she slips. "like, alot."
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