you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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