i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
