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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.

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keeper.

Submitted by jayy on Sep 23, 10 at 3:27pm

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Who said chivalry was dead?

Submitted by Maze95 on Sep 23, 10 at 3:52pm

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- bitches did
  
  Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Sep 26, 10 at 8:53pm
  
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  - winner
    
    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 11, 10 at 12:41am
    
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frikkken one of the most hilarious things everrr.

Submitted by vballchickk17 on Sep 23, 10 at 3:32pm

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That's up there with "She can't come to the phone right now, she's a bit tied up at the moment."

Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 23, 10 at 6:02pm

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@Mentallectual You "Debbie Downer", some people happen to actually find this text pretty funny. Leave your negative comments to yourself, please and thank you :)

Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Sep 23, 10 at 3:52pm

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@Mentallectual: You would really answer the phone when you are going down on some chick? I guess you wouldn't want your mom to get mad at you :P

Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Sep 23, 10 at 10:22pm

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thats a "what would tucker max do" moment

Submitted by ItalianSpoto77 on Sep 23, 10 at 10:08pm

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5 Star eating

Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Sep 23, 10 at 4:41pm

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Umm mental, most people probably wouldn't answer the fuckin phone.

Submitted by blitted on Sep 23, 10 at 8:13pm

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- I agree! Who answers the phone while giving (or getting) head? Disrespectful! Lol
  
  Submitted by cdese on Sep 23, 10 at 10:53pm
  
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  - exactly. so not so much the keeper then, eh?
    
    Submitted by criticalcrass on Sep 30, 10 at 12:49pm
    
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Actually, mental, most people would just say they were busy at the moment.

Submitted by Kevin201 on Sep 23, 10 at 7:32pm

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What a gentleman

Submitted by jewels16 on Sep 23, 10 at 9:53pm

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So ballin'. I mean props to him with the Improv

Submitted by thatguy117 on Sep 23, 10 at 4:12pm

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ROFLMAO!!!! Best one I've read in a LONG time!

Submitted by NatEMT72 on Sep 24, 10 at 10:20pm

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Has def happened to me before...I loved him.

Submitted by realitytvjunkie on Sep 24, 10 at 1:02pm

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okay...i know im weird admitting this...but that text kinda turned me on :)

Submitted by hapnsallthetime on Sep 24, 10 at 3:21am

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text this --> sixseveneight 877 fivezero7two

Submitted by ejb1990 on Sep 26, 10 at 10:33am

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Hope his phone rings tonite

Submitted by jessie8rox on Sep 24, 10 at 11:32am

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epic win.

Submitted by sdmercier91 on Sep 23, 10 at 8:16pm

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Considering I'd say about 95% of people are clever 5-10% of the time this gets points in my book.....

Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 24, 10 at 7:46am

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You can't go wrong with an honest man lol

Submitted by silverfox_z on Sep 26, 10 at 11:06pm

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yes! now if only i could find a man like that!

Submitted by booyouwhore92 on Oct 7, 10 at 2:42am

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Id love if my man did this. And I like when my bf answers the phone when I'm giving him head lol Well... Depending on who it is. If it's one of his friends I try harder to make him moan. It would be awkward if it was his grandma...

Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 10 at 6:37pm

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You keep him!!!!!

Submitted by archer79 on Sep 24, 10 at 6:45am

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Simply amazing <3

Submitted by rachel1216 on Aug 5, 11 at 4:39am

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@bueyedgrl108 Did I say it wasn't funny? I just said it isn't clever. I would say the same thing in the same situation, along with millions of others. Go learn what synonyms are.

Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 23, 10 at 5:31pm

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I was going down on my girl and my dad called so I told him I was eating breakfast and I would call him after. My girl couldn't stop lauding and then she fucked me.

Submitted by paper_cup on Jun 16, 11 at 3:40pm

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I'm pretty sure that text just made my day.

Submitted by chrmadi on Dec 26, 10 at 11:30am

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Bahahahahaha

Submitted by hellahottie on Oct 6, 10 at 7:05pm

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He shouldn't have answered the phone. In fact, it should have been turned off. How rude!

Submitted by sinistar on Sep 24, 10 at 6:50am

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This is what anyone would say in this exact situation, it's not clever.

Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 23, 10 at 3:45pm

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