8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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