I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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Rob ford?
Is "defanging" supposed to be "detangling"? "Defining"?
These texts aren't nearly as funny as they used to be.
Hair defanging spray just revived my fear of vagina dentata. Also crania dentata.
Why does your hair have fucking FANGS? Holy fuck. You need to see a doctor or an exorcist or something.
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