dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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