Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize
