About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Don't tell me you're on acid again
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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