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  • She's coming to town, taking me to a nets game. She wants missionary only, and wants to get married. This must be what hell is like.

    Submitted by chim15 on Mar 17, 10 at 9:03pm
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  • I capitalize Anal too. It's just that proper.

    Submitted by Shitner on Mar 17, 10 at 3:26pm
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  • She's a man. That's why she wants anal.

    Submitted by errrric on Mar 17, 10 at 3:23pm
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  • I'll say it again: fucking someone where they poo, which doesn't even give pleasure to the receiver, does not appeal to me in the slightest, and I don't understand why it would for anyone else either.

    Submitted by QuietGuy on Mar 17, 10 at 4:26pm
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    • Have you ever had sex with a girl? Anal feels realllllly tight on your dick and it feels great for her too. So you're completely wrong.

      Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Mar 17, 10 at 4:30pm
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    • Because for the girl, getting fucked in an orifice which is really small must feel GREAT. Additionally, poop. Poop. The brown stuff that comes out of your ass. It may not be there then, but it sure damn was at some point. Not to mention that it can have bad ramifications for the girl if it's done wrong even a little.

      Submitted by QuietGuy on Mar 17, 10 at 4:40pm
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      • Trust me, quite a few of us girls enjoy it; of course, it has to be done right.

        Submitted by Lala_ward on Mar 17, 10 at 4:50pm
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      • @QuietGuy: "...RAMifications" I would suggest you psychoanalyze your choice of words there. You could've used many other words to make your POINT. Choosing that one is suspect. Additionally, having 'bad ramifications' suggest there might also be 'good' RAMifications. And yes, there are.

        Submitted by JustLookin on Mar 17, 10 at 9:14pm
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      • You called the shit, poop.

        Submitted by styx on Mar 18, 10 at 2:05am
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      • Yes, if done incorrectly it can cause a lot of damage. But there are SO many nerve endings there because of it's proximity to the vagina...plus, the optional entry route allows for stimulation of parts of the back of the vagina that may not be stimulated with the 'traditional' methods. So scientifically speaking, you suck balls :)

        Submitted by douchemonger on Mar 18, 10 at 11:01am
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  • He shots, he scores!

    Submitted by whiteknave on Mar 17, 10 at 3:59pm
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    • Quickly before some dickhead corrects you in a douchebagish way its "shoots" lol

      Submitted by Broly on Mar 19, 10 at 12:41pm
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  • Chicks a dude

    Submitted by Purrshh on Mar 17, 10 at 7:36pm
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  • Slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 5:43pm
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  • Mom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 11:57pm
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  • Pretty sure She's my ex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:41pm
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  • loves sports, has tix, wants it up the arse, doesnt want to date, i agree with 3.23, its a man!

    Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:20am
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  • Sounds legit to me

    Submitted by USAFSO on Mar 17, 10 at 3:33pm
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  • Yes, Anal can be that good. There are size requirements, too much is not so good here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:14pm
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  • Two words: Post Op

    Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Mar 17, 10 at 5:45pm
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  • Shes a whore....

    Submitted by jakegorge on Mar 17, 10 at 11:48pm
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  • Been there.. Heaven it is!

    Submitted by Chief_Dong on Mar 17, 10 at 3:26pm
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  • I dought see looks like an Angel...

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 17, 10 at 3:18pm
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    • "DOUBT" you illiterate fuck. At least get close next time, okay?

      Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Mar 17, 10 at 4:19pm
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      • LOL god forbid somebody misspells something. That clearly means they are illiterate. Get off your high horse and get your head out of your ass

        Submitted by serfis on Mar 17, 10 at 5:27pm
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        • Buddy's got a point. If you're gonna critique someone spell 'doubt' and 'she' properly. Not that hard for anyone past 5th grade.

          Submitted by douchemonger on Mar 18, 10 at 11:02am
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  • Suns suck lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 3:28pm
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    • That's why they scored 152 points last night, right? I don't even like the Suns and I'm aware that they don't suck. Go back to your ignorant life and attempt to do something worthwhile.

      Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Mar 17, 10 at 4:21pm
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      • lol you can't take posts like that seriously, he was just being a troll

        Submitted by serfis on Mar 17, 10 at 5:31pm
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  • Heaven is like that, except without the whole "I'm leaving Sunday afternoon" thing.

    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 17, 10 at 5:35pm
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  • Good luck with the herpes. Do you think youre the only guy who's bangin her in the ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 1:55am
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  • Yes finally something from the 480

    Submitted by azgirlie on Mar 17, 10 at 3:50pm
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  • Kids these days... SMH.

    Submitted by mellybeans420 on Mar 18, 10 at 4:56pm
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  • This seems kinda fake.

    Submitted by ashley_camp on Mar 27, 10 at 2:13am
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  • I hate girls that don't like anal... Just shut up and take it...

    Submitted by budd on Mar 19, 11 at 1:09pm
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  • U lucky fuckin prick.

    Submitted by pike1346 on Mar 18, 10 at 1:22pm
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  • LMAO at 9:03!!

    Submitted by junderwood52 on Mar 18, 10 at 8:55am
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  • Haha. That's great. You should post her real number on dirtyphonebook.com so we know who that is. Lol, just kidding.

    Submitted by CristinaY on Mar 18, 10 at 2:36pm
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  • I also imagine heaven this way

    Submitted by Floyd42 on Mar 18, 10 at 1:18pm
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  • I want to get to know her.

    Submitted by Xenomorph on Mar 18, 10 at 12:44pm
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  • Does the iPhone randomly capitalize anal or did you...oh wait it just didn't. Lmao OP writes anal with a capital.

    Submitted by pnwd on Mar 18, 10 at 2:42am
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  • Damn. That's, woow, Player of the Year Canidate?

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 18, 10 at 1:16am
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  • Worthless

    Submitted by ceewheelZ on Mar 18, 10 at 8:09am
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  • Baseball's never been hotter than the JACKSONVILLE Suns.

    Submitted by wail3y on Mar 17, 10 at 7:38pm
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  • Woo go 480!!

    Submitted by liztacular on Mar 18, 10 at 2:28am
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  • First niqqaz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 3:17pm
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  • First: he has it niqqaz.

    Submitted by turdsuckermother on Mar 17, 10 at 7:16pm
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  • is her name Holly?

    Submitted by neverwrong on Nov 29, 10 at 10:56pm
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  • Terry Loftus? Is that you?!?

    Submitted by isthisright on Mar 17, 10 at 11:37pm
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  • First. And yes that's heaven!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 3:15pm
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