I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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