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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...

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Stoners are some of the best drivers. Always end up going exactly the speed limit and staying perfectly in their lane.

Submitted by 310/951/805 on Mar 8, 10 at 3:28pm

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I do it all the time. you're supposed to. a turn is a turn.

Submitted by solidsnack on Mar 8, 10 at 11:41am

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You are my favorite person in the world

Submitted by ashtiepoo17 on Mar 8, 10 at 12:39pm

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Your mom watches you come home so her boyfriends can sneak out the back door, right?

Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 8, 10 at 5:52pm

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Hey, at least you're being cautious...

Submitted by etak1086 on Mar 8, 10 at 11:33am

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Aren't you supposed to do that?

Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 8, 10 at 2:21pm

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- THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT. \njesus its showing that he isnt a very good driver when hes not high
  
  Submitted by MountainPeake on Apr 5, 10 at 10:45pm
  
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I live in a culdesac and I do that sometimes

Submitted by ghostov on Mar 8, 10 at 5:19pm

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I wouldnt doubt it if this was true for my mom too

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 12:52am

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Lmao!!!

Submitted by misspriss615 on Mar 8, 10 at 12:01pm

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Reppin the Philly stoners. I've caught myself doin the same thing while stoned, it's funny

Submitted by BrianSnyder on Mar 8, 10 at 1:19pm

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High-larious.

Submitted by jbubbya on Mar 8, 10 at 7:32pm

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PHILLYYYYYYY

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 8:29pm

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I do that too

Submitted by pdpotman420 on Mar 8, 10 at 12:45pm

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I do that same shit! I lol'd to this

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 10:06pm

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You're supposed to use your signal when turning into your driveway.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 5:50pm

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win

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 11:36am

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hahahaha! yes! I was just talking about this the other day. when you're high you always gotta take every precaution...

Submitted by lascivious on Mar 9, 10 at 11:12am

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Nice I do the same thing and if I'm not speeding I'm high \n\nOnly accidnt I ever was in was before I started smoking lol

Submitted by musicismycrack on Mar 8, 10 at 6:01pm

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haha i do the saame thing!

Submitted by suckiteasy on Mar 8, 10 at 2:25pm

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Damn so true!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 8:43pm

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Solid snack stfu

Submitted by yellowsponge88 on Mar 8, 10 at 2:38pm

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I do too. :/

Submitted by denann on Mar 8, 10 at 11:37am

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I signal even when I'm not high

Submitted by Feggets on Mar 13, 10 at 8:11pm

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Lol hilarious sounds like something me friends would do even if they arnt high

Submitted by Sara_Camille on Mar 8, 10 at 4:23pm

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1) Your mom can identify stoner moves pretty easily. Might wanna ask her to toke up next time since she obviously has before. \n2) Yakov jokes are always funny because of how lame they are.\n3) Typical stoner move. But does she notice the times when you turn on the wipers when you turn? :D

Submitted by carries_a_perv on Mar 8, 10 at 3:06pm

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Stoners are losers!

Submitted by slapstick on Aug 30, 10 at 11:45pm

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Haha omg yeah I neve really thought about it but that's the only time I use them going into my driveway as well.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:27pm

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You're supposed to whenever you're turning...

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 2:02pm

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Eighty eight

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 11:45am

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I catch my self doing that too. But I'm not high:/

Submitted by frootyboom8 on Mar 8, 10 at 11:41am

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This is hilarious!

Submitted by greenhaze on Mar 13, 10 at 1:45pm

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In Soviet Russia turn signal uses you.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 11:41am

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- In America these jokes aren't funny.
  
  Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 8, 10 at 1:44pm
  
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Soo true.\nThat's the only time I do that too haha.

Submitted by klh2525 on Mar 8, 10 at 10:42pm

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That's so true.

Submitted by fairydust on Mar 8, 10 at 7:22pm

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Lol, that's awesome

Submitted by Stephaniea on Mar 8, 10 at 6:25pm

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Uh, isn't this the responsible thing to do?

Submitted by scolac on Mar 10, 10 at 7:49pm

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I do the same thing, they haven't caught on yet

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 2:41pm

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so true.

Submitted by popepope on Mar 8, 10 at 10:20pm

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I'd totally do that same thing.

Submitted by kailah on Mar 8, 10 at 11:17pm

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So fucking true dude

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 12:03am

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fuckkk so glade im not the only one

Submitted by Oshiauna125 on Mar 11, 10 at 7:11pm

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I feel like this is actually my tfln...except i didn't actually post it

Submitted by LovinMinne on Mar 9, 10 at 5:11pm

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ha my fiancé told me the same thing, she laughed though

Submitted by azalus on Mar 9, 10 at 5:48am

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Been there!

Submitted by bellmorte on May 19, 10 at 1:21am

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Omg I just laughed so hard. I do that everytime.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 1:48pm

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High fucking five, seriously

Submitted by CumGuzzler on Mar 8, 10 at 11:18pm

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Haha. Love it!

Submitted by hippiechick09 on Mar 8, 10 at 7:02pm

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Must suck to have a mom that waits up for you to come home

Submitted by canyondust on Mar 9, 10 at 4:02am

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@ 910 grow a pair pussy

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:59pm

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LMAO

Submitted by katie1010 on Mar 12, 10 at 12:55am

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Maybe if you didn't get high so often you wouldn't have to be living with your mom....loser

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