This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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