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(253): View more from Washington

We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"

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(678): View more from Georgia

Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

well in DOG beers, i've only had one

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(214): View more from Texas

Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.

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(509): View more from Washington

Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.

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(716): View more from New York

Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet

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