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(913): View more from Kansas

the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night

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(913): View more from Kansas

Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding

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(512): View more from Texas

and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through

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(607): View more from New York

Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm so horny

(913): View more from Kansas

I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect

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(305): View more from Florida

false alarm. still invincible.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.

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(702): View more from Nevada

whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want

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