Hickies are disgusting when they're on the neck or other places everyone can see. So yeah, one single visible hickey makes you a dirty nasty whore who let another person mark their territory. Gross.
Couldn't you have just said you burned yourself with the straightener and not mentioned the fact that you were shitting? I'm just saying...it would make you seem like less of a whore.
I always say I am taking a shit but only to close family and friends. Only they know the real me! Kudos to the mutitasking. I think u might have cut my getting ready time in half lol.
Maybe she works somewhere that thinks highly of hickies...not sure where though? Or maybe she gets made fun of for never being with a guy, so she burned herself and told everyone a guy did it...
....what? Since when is it that only guys could say "taking a shit"? That's what she was doing...she was taking a shit. What do you want her to her to say? "I sitting on the john relieving myself of body waste"?
i agree with matrix. plus, if she wanted to be "one of the guys", wouldn't she have stuck with her original story and bragged about it to people instead of saying it was a hickey?
Right. Cause "all" of us girls act "so fucking disgusting," but since you're a guy, you're an INDIVIDUAL and I shouldn't say that "all" guys are gross and immature. Grow up, little boy.
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