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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.

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Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 9:20pm

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- bah hahaha
  
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Boom!! Headshot!!

Submitted by mac1789 on Apr 4, 10 at 10:24pm

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I did this to my bf.. Bet him he couldnt concentrate through a whole blowjob.. And he couldnt :)

Submitted by fmlyhm on Apr 5, 10 at 2:13am

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You were probably that guy that was just standing there not doing shit but getting shot.

Submitted by pozzest1 on Apr 4, 10 at 10:48pm

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Got something better...reverse cowgirl while playing MW2..my boyfriend is lucky ;)

Submitted by mixedbreed on Apr 5, 10 at 3:14am

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- Or you're a huge idiot.
  
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ur a lucky man

Submitted by bubba70 on Apr 4, 10 at 9:23pm

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Guess you finally got sleight of hand pro lol

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 11:22am

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Ummm actually blowjob and cod = win

Submitted by amorr902 on Apr 4, 10 at 10:32pm

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10:48 nope that was me.. Sorry I was masterbating

Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 5, 10 at 12:37am

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Or a beejizzel

Submitted by hentailover on Apr 4, 10 at 9:05pm

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I got blowed playing call of duty

Submitted by zereo on Apr 7, 10 at 1:10am

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Succeed

Submitted by demon39 on Apr 5, 10 at 12:25am

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Hope your mic was muted

Submitted by mrtd on Apr 5, 10 at 2:12am

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Dome = Head = Blowjob

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 10:24am

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My ex went through this video game phase. I was too horny to be 2nd to a video game.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 4:53am

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This is true

Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Apr 4, 10 at 9:09pm

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Getting dome from a girl with a tounge ring while playing call of duty.

Submitted by yeahbuddddy on Apr 6, 10 at 8:49pm

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BOOM HEadshot

Submitted by crazedkoala on Apr 5, 10 at 3:03pm

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I love u hahaha over the mic u hear splat and btw I culd own all of u in mw2 Gt colecham

Submitted by colechan on Apr 21, 10 at 11:17pm

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My name on xbox live is lVlgg

Submitted by isaac10 on Apr 5, 10 at 2:06am

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Uh mw2 double xp, free gold, beer, plus the rest lol

Submitted by possiblyJesus on Apr 4, 10 at 9:24pm

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Fuckin video game nerd

Submitted by jas2010 on Apr 10, 10 at 7:21pm

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TING!

Submitted by ihopfan128 on Apr 5, 10 at 12:04am

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Dude, I'm not much for FPS games, but I once got head while playing Pokemon Pearl. Best idea ever.

Submitted by Sanketsu on Apr 7, 10 at 3:01am

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Dome is much better while playin. All you have to do is bet your girl "I bet you can't distract me while I play." Girls want a challenge, that's why they want to date assholes.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 12:00am

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HELL YES!

Submitted by IncredibleMrE on Apr 5, 10 at 1:53pm

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get dome while playing pn dome on WaW

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 7:12am

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Bro the only thing Bette than COD, is sticken your dick in some nice ass, pussy, and ending with a fantastic bj, all while your woman is asking how your doing (kill/death ratio)...

Submitted by RowBearToeSays on Apr 5, 10 at 10:57pm

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Kudos

Submitted by megziii on Apr 5, 10 at 12:06am

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Someone hasn't gotten fucked while playin CoDMW2!! I actually prestiged!

Submitted by spawnskillingu on Apr 4, 10 at 10:42pm

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3:03 lol! I love this

Submitted by caakess on Apr 6, 10 at 3:33pm

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Done that once

Submitted by LynzRevenge on Apr 4, 10 at 11:44pm

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The only thing better than that is getting head while playinf

Submitted by baddabingboom on Apr 6, 10 at 11:40am

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Well I absolutly agree! It is only the best game ever

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 1:17am

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I was so upset when Gaz died. -sephy

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 1:07pm

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No, the only thing better is getting fucked by your boy friend while he gets his best score ever (34 kills, 6 deaths) on free for all at quarry and cumming when he gets the game winning kill

Submitted by win_gf on Oct 11, 10 at 11:51pm

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Let's be friends.

Submitted by italianstalion on Apr 11, 10 at 12:19am

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@5:10 nope YOU ruined the relationship. Don't blame some game for your mistakes. I would be glad our relationship was over because you can't even say " I was addicted to the game so I ruined the relationship"

Submitted by JockeyGirl on Apr 5, 10 at 6:53am

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Oooh yummy

Submitted by dude182bra on Apr 5, 10 at 9:34pm

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Amen brother

Submitted by boh3m34 on Apr 4, 10 at 10:25pm

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Ahhhhh treyvorg lmfao that's awesome

Submitted by TheSaboteur87 on Apr 6, 10 at 11:19am

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Bro the only think better than COD is putten ur dick in some ass, pussy, and ending with an amazing bj, all while the woman asks how your doing ( kill/death ratio)...

Submitted by RowBearToeSays on Apr 5, 10 at 10:55pm

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I wouldnt be focused on CoD at the time

Submitted by tunechi on Mar 15, 11 at 11:54pm

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Sleight of another hand. Ha

Submitted by trevorg_15 on Apr 5, 10 at 6:56pm

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By a dude?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 11:23pm

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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job while playing would be even better

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 9:37am

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Gotta be proud of that. GTA ftw!

Submitted by TangoSuckaa on Apr 22, 10 at 9:45pm

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Jerked off, sucked dick and fucked during cod, its the shittest thing ever.

Submitted by yewinnhard on May 3, 12 at 6:07pm

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Oh the boys in my area code these days!

Submitted by geecurto on Sep 12, 10 at 4:22am

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Yesssir! But post ever

Submitted by jondime23 on Apr 4, 10 at 9:36pm

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I love you...

Submitted by TheXboxOfTheGods on Apr 5, 10 at 1:43am

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Please add "thatboyox" and call him a pussy. It will be fun time for me and whoever is cool enough to actually do it

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 5:14am

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Actually there is! Getting blown while playing COD! I'll never look at Quarry the same haha.

Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Apr 5, 10 at 12:06am

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I've had halo head. I'm sure it's better.

Submitted by frylok on Apr 7, 10 at 9:47pm

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double win!

Submitted by unknown_sender on Apr 4, 10 at 9:05pm

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I feel like getting domed up would be better

Submitted by hahagoodone on Apr 5, 10 at 1:08am

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I can't afford to get a blowjob ur handjob while playing MW2?!?!! I have a 2.51kdr to uphold!!!! Lol xD

Submitted by Cheelo on Jun 16, 10 at 2:38am

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Haha I fuckin love all the analogies people came up with to Games and Head/Handjob. Sleight of Hand Pro was the best one (:

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 3:14am

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The only thing better than Modern Warfare is everything else. Most overrated game ever.

Submitted by Cena on Apr 9, 10 at 3:54pm

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Wow, loser.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 9:44pm

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I sometimes give my boy head while he plays WoW.

Submitted by JnOaRdDrAoNj on Apr 7, 10 at 3:03pm

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COD sucks....Mag owns

Submitted by bsitz on Apr 5, 10 at 8:55am

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Amen Brotha. Nothin like the best game ever plus a woman all on to dick.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 3:11am

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Lmfao 3:03

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 3:45pm

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Fucking nerds

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 4:51am

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Thats y we have CoD

Submitted by tunechi on Mar 15, 11 at 11:57pm

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Epic win!

Submitted by minihoodehoo on Apr 4, 10 at 10:44pm

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6:56 rofl nice one

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 7:55pm

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Sounds like LetMeLive and Clayton

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 3:58pm

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macaroni

Submitted by canonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 8:15am

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Sounds lke something Matt would say:P

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Apr 5, 10 at 5:37pm

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Amen

Submitted by Splyt on Apr 4, 10 at 10:41pm

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Nope, the girlfriend (me) playing call of duty with boyfriend online, stop give boyfriend head while he plays, then I started playing again.

Submitted by ayeerin on Apr 28, 10 at 10:05pm

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3:03 hahahhahahhahaha <3

Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 6, 10 at 11:33am

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No truer words have ever been spoken

Submitted by YoungGun on Apr 4, 10 at 10:06pm

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Dude hand jobs are no good are you in 9th grade?

Submitted by darryl405 on Apr 5, 10 at 8:46am

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Call of Duty and handjobs both suck. And so do you.

Submitted by uAllSuck on Apr 4, 10 at 10:47pm

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Put peanut butter on your nutsack and have your dog lick it off while your playing call of duty that's so much better

Submitted by no_alias_found on Apr 4, 10 at 9:17pm

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NOT.

Submitted by GOPbitches on Apr 4, 10 at 9:05pm

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Totally agree

Submitted by cr1991 on Apr 5, 10 at 2:26pm

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COD BJ!!! Much better!

Submitted by dannie1288 on Oct 12, 11 at 11:49am

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ive been the girl giving the head while my boyfriend played.... i deserve a trophy.

Submitted by roseytoes613 on Apr 8, 10 at 1:34am

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- Here ya go: {Biggest Attentionwhore}
  
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Oh how proud I am of my area code.

Submitted by JMB on Apr 5, 10 at 2:31pm

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Again, I still stand by the fact that this game needs a shitload of fixing before I will consider playing it again. It's basically a redone version of Halo 3, i.e. "My First FPS" that anyone can be "good" at.

Submitted by Mr12000 on Apr 4, 10 at 9:52pm

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Halo 3 < Call of Duty MW2 However, Halo is GREAT also

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 10:34pm

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COD is fun but it ruined my relationship

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 5:10am

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Cod fail handjob win

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 12:33pm

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Blowjobs zombies=greatness

Submitted by canaBEAST420 on May 24, 11 at 3:51am

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Ur women must suck at it. If a chick was jerking me off I would not be concentrating on a video game. Or u could be a fudge packer. Yeah ur a fudge packet.

Submitted by cwelkman on Apr 4, 10 at 9:09pm

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codmw2 is totally different than h3.. h3 actually takes skill to kill someone, not 2 shots from a famas. true bros know that no words more true than this can be spoken. Spokane. boom.

Submitted by BroKing on Apr 5, 10 at 1:03am

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I would say getting head while playing deff tops a hand job...

Submitted by silverosepetals on Apr 5, 10 at 11:40pm

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No. Get dome then while ur sniping get a headshot and blow ur load!!!! Jackass

Submitted by xThEx_Natural on Apr 4, 10 at 11:52pm

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Try getting dome while playing call of duty

Submitted by churley15 on Apr 4, 10 at 10:59pm

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Got head while playing an hour ago, I win but it's still awesome!!! ( bonus I MVP'd)

Submitted by appi11 on May 22, 12 at 2:51pm

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No nuke and blowjob

Submitted by border_bunnie on Apr 4, 10 at 11:56pm

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What the hell is dome?

Submitted by CDNguy on Apr 5, 10 at 9:53am

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Playin cod now. Add me. Gamertag. \n cK o 7ViiGeRz o

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