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(416): View more from Toronto

what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.

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(646): View more from New York

Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing

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(859): View more from Kentucky

We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free

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Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"

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(651): View more from Minnesota

WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?

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WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?

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(714): View more from California

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!

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(734): View more from Michigan

He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.

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(858): View more from California

At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter

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