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  • Dude, I think you fucked a unicorn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:31pm
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  • Nobody is making a Twilight joke? Robert Pattinson is a rapist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:43pm
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  • Stop fucking vampires.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:19am
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  • semen is grows? hm. you dont say. oh please tell us more about this "grows" semen. lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:48pm
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  • I would love to have sex with big tone I want to ride his rock hard cock. God big tone won't you make me moan and scream your name. -Emery

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:34pm
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  • The con to having a glitter dick howver the pro is having glitter spew from a orifice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:54pm
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  • You should always be pissed about glitter, you'll be finding that stuck to you for months now.,.no matter how often you clean your sheets

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:33am
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  • weird. same scenario here atm. I'd say proud,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:54pm
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  • no girl is proud of semen in her bed. semen is grows and dries all clear and crusty! glitter makes me think it was a kindergartner with elmer's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:47pm
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  • This is stupid. A Chick wouldn't be mad about glitter and happy about semen. A Guy this idiotic would always have semen in his bed from jacking it non-stop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:13pm
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  • I would be pissed off that some guy shoots glitter!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:06am
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  • @4:17 you are a vaginal discharge

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:22pm
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  • if there's anything i hate its losing, if there's any two things i hate, its losing, and getting cancer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:06pm
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  • If the OP is a guy all the semen should be in her mouth -- doesn't leave a mess to clean up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:03pm
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  • This text makes me curious. What if the glitter wasn't hers? Isn't there a slim possibility she might've had a threesome with another girl and a guy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:24pm
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  • Hahaha DISCO STICK look it up.. Wikipedia after dark

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:55pm
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  • I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:44pm
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  • you fucked robert pattinson?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:24pm
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  • Holy fuck... who ever posted this Text... was there a bonfire that night too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:50am
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  • Hey people! Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me. Hugth and kitheth Tqgitc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:17pm
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  • Don't believe them! They're not really vampires!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:40am
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  • LOL! you live in or around Cockford (rockford) Illinois! haha go 815! this bitch is prolly a whore... and because her vag looks like a granny's old saggy tits, she had to use CLITTER (youtube it) to make it look good... so semen... glitter... yup... it explains it all!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:18pm
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  • Freon = quiet guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:04pm
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  • If you have sex it goes in the girl. If you masturbate it goes in the bed.. Congrats..

    Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 10, 11 at 6:32pm
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  • ummm... is there any chance you unknowingly slept with another guy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:32pm
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  • Just fucking wash your sheets.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 22, 12 at 8:21am
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