we've been practicing giving our selves handjobs for a good chunk of our lives, leave that to the pro. this is why god made us unable to suck our own dicks, get to work
stlllll hahaha
either way, hj & bj both are horrible so do both. or just go to a bj. id take bj anyday over a hj. when your wasted, the jizz actually tastes good
Handjobs are only acceptable while the guy is driving. Or if your under 14. And even if you get a hj while driving, you gotta clean it up with your mouth.
I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. Watching a girl get into stroking my cock is is one of the best things life has to offer. That and mangos, I fucking love mangos.
Nothing wrong with a decent handjob mixed in with some dirty talk, ball cupping and a finish over the tits and stomach. \
Start it off slow, build up the speed, slow it down a few times, dont grip too hard and remember to make sure you hand strokes it under the head where all the nerves are
Use a good lube and add a few drops of a warming massage oil, don't neglect the balls and every now and then rub the tip/pee hole with your thumb. Throw in a few twist of the hand as if gently turning a knob, that should do the job
if your not gonna blow or bone then just send him some sexy pics of you so he can use his own hand to get off cause trust his hands are gonna do a much better job then yours
My ex used to love getting handjobs every now and then.
Required straddling him, heaps of lube/moisturiser, two hands, and a twisting motion.
Was mean.
this just goes to show that kids are getting cell phones at way too young an age now, b/c you don't get hand jobs after high school. now way my kid gets a phone that allows texting before turning 17.
dont ever bother with a handjob they can do it way better themselves.
but if u refuse to put it in your mouth stand behind him and jerk him off as if he was doing it. do it fast and hard
Handjobs can be fun :) I love giving them at the movies... It's like everyone around you knows what's you're doing but can't say anything because as soon as they do all you have to do is move your hand. Oh and I'm really good at it
Unless there's a separate term for giving a lady pleasure with the digits that I'm not aware of, why's everyone assuming it's woman-->man?
If it's for a lady, then protip: if you aren't using gloves, wash your hands. And don't just jam all of your fingers in at once, that shit can hurt.
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