i'm sure she's a fucking home wrecker.
the way she's saying 'he' 'his wife' 'his daughter'
if she was a babysitter she'd say 'the dad' 'the girl' 'the mom'.
piece of shit. and really, why would you leave the toothbrush?? i'm sure the wife isn't dumb enough to think her daughter went and got a second one. maybe there's a history and the husband pretended he wasn't seeing her anymore [thus she knew the name?]
sad.
ok ok ok ..
i'm the OP..
the tooth brush was one of a guy friends of mine, no we're not sleeping together, but his wife believes we are, so when she found out I stayed the night after going to the bar with her hubby one night she decided to put my name on the toothbrush as a "slap in the face"....we thought it was funny
I agree with 6:41. If you re-read it from that perspective it makes more sense. A guy would be more inclined to mention that it was purple and glittery, to emphasize the weirdness of having his name put on it.
Just a thought.. at no point does this text even say they hooked up... it could be a guy or a girl.. who just slept over or not even.. the whole text could just be their way of telling a friend that this guy's wife is anal and OCD...
Remind me again why everyone gets so defensive over a plausibly fake text message? \nIt's a website for laughs. Give it a try sometimes. Besides OP clarified the text for everyone.
actually 6:52 i'm happy to say no mans ever cheated on me, i've never cheated on them, i'm fucked regularly by my sexy bioyfriend and my ass is as perky as a ten year old boys.
oh and unlike you i have a personality.
not to mention dignity because from your defensive response i can suppose that you yourself are a cheating cunt.
cheers.
-5:31
Thanks for clearing it up OP. I was very upset when I read this... b/c it breaks every rule a good whore should follow. Since there was no sex, no broken rules.
I see the humor now.
Maybe it's just one text from a whole back and forth conversation. OP could have used "the dad/mom" or names in a previous text. Maybe it's the husband's sibling that's staying over. It's funnier this way though, which is why they posted it this why.
5:31
chill out I brake up relationships like all the time( always dating and not wed). I can't remeber the last time I was dating someone who was not someone elses gf. It's life, get with the
gen-y mores!
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