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  He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.

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• 6:58, I didn't consider that possibility. But that's probably just because I'm a girl who loves watching football and sucking cock.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:13pm

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• 8:39 -- Sorry to disappoint; not a whore. The blow jobs are just for my boyfriend, who knows better than to expect one while my team is playing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:53pm

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• It would be a compliment since Joe Montana is the greatest quarterback ever

  Submitted by tsteele on Aug 13, 10 at 2:38pm

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• Sadly, you misheard and he actually said the "Joe Mantegna" of blowies.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:56pm

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• little boys who drank more than they can handle.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:38pm

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• 7:13 -- what do you charge?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:39pm

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• 11:39-- Well played, I've been thinking the same thing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:14pm

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• honestly a girl can call it anything she wants if she gives me head

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:20am

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• Any man who refers to head as a "blowie" is too young and/or immature to be getting it. That said, that's pretty high praise. Joe Montana was a stud.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:23pm

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• 8:53 -- so you'e not that good at it? Too bad

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:06am

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• My vote is that 9:08 is actually a guy that wishes his girlfriend was that cool.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:36am

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• 8:06 -- Fantastic. But my team takes precedence. Doggy is permissible during a game, because I can still see the tv. But no head.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:08am

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• i hope you can suck a golfball through a garden hose

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:54pm

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• 9:36 -- Nope, just a 23-year-old girl who's bored out of her mind at work.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:04am

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• 10:04 -- Stop pretending to be the "best chick ever" and getting anon dudes to lust after you. Fuckin' go back to work. It's dumb whores like you that make our econ. shit. Have a nice day!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:39pm

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• Let's see...Joe Montana is a guy, so I'm assuming that the "Joe Montana of blowies" means that the OP Is also a guy. Which explains why the other guys said "blowies". G A Y G A Y G A Y G A Y

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:58pm

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• they say blowies in 'i love you man' and thats a damn good movie

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:26pm

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• FOUR TIMES IN A ROW BEING FIRST. DYNASTYYYY!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:24pm

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