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Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.

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To girls or to each other? The amount of vodka you need probably depends on the answer.

Submitted by dmoney1234 on Oct 12, 15 at 9:04am

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It would be even funnier if they got married to each other lol

Submitted by claireciel on Oct 12, 15 at 1:11pm

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Two? You must be crappy in bed.

Submitted by slucketlist on Oct 14, 15 at 1:08am

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To each other?

Submitted by King_Domcum on Oct 12, 15 at 2:30pm

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To each other?

Submitted by newsfguy on Oct 13, 15 at 10:28am

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Hopefully not to each other ...

Submitted by run4ever on Oct 13, 15 at 7:02am

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To each other?

Submitted by catface on Oct 12, 15 at 6:59pm

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Quite the matchmaker, you...

Submitted by Dog_goD on Oct 12, 15 at 1:00pm

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Crucial element, got married or got married to each other??

Submitted by crudeandrudeguy on Oct 14, 15 at 12:29am

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They'll be back...

Submitted by 90trunk on Oct 12, 15 at 11:13pm

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Yeah, if they didn't marry each other, she can probably still bang them.

Submitted by PhilK on Oct 12, 15 at 2:04pm

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lol! Best part is this is from my area code.. I could totally see this happening to me.

Submitted by BTM016993 on Oct 15, 15 at 10:58pm

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It would be even funnier if they got married to each other lol

Submitted by claireciel on Oct 13, 15 at 1:14am

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I was wondering the same thing. If it was to each other, don't take it so hard!

Submitted by ShadowRider on Oct 12, 15 at 10:18am

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i seriously have no idea if the implication is "they married other women and now i cant bang them anymore" or "they married each other which really makes me question my sexual prowess"

Submitted by pyrazoline on Oct 13, 15 at 9:31pm

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To each other?

Submitted by assumedsum on Oct 13, 15 at 7:35pm

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Eighty Eight

Submitted by Eightyeight on Oct 12, 15 at 3:59pm

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Submitted by dmoney1234 on Oct 12, 15 at 9:04am

Submitted by claireciel on Oct 12, 15 at 1:11pm

Submitted by slucketlist on Oct 14, 15 at 1:08am

Submitted by King_Domcum on Oct 12, 15 at 2:30pm

Submitted by newsfguy on Oct 13, 15 at 10:28am

Submitted by run4ever on Oct 13, 15 at 7:02am

Submitted by catface on Oct 12, 15 at 6:59pm

Submitted by Dog_goD on Oct 12, 15 at 1:00pm

Submitted by crudeandrudeguy on Oct 14, 15 at 12:29am

Submitted by 90trunk on Oct 12, 15 at 11:13pm

Submitted by PhilK on Oct 12, 15 at 2:04pm

Submitted by BTM016993 on Oct 15, 15 at 10:58pm

Submitted by claireciel on Oct 13, 15 at 1:14am

Submitted by ShadowRider on Oct 12, 15 at 10:18am

Submitted by pyrazoline on Oct 13, 15 at 9:31pm

Submitted by assumedsum on Oct 13, 15 at 7:35pm

Submitted by Eightyeight on Oct 12, 15 at 3:59pm

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