Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
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Make a handmade card and use your beer money for flowers, idiot.
Since when is a Big Mac on the dollar menu?
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