He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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How about just to leave a flower arrangement?
Necro-texto-philiac
Platinum pussy does it every time.
Shouldn't have swallowed on the first date then.
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