Hell, I can feel it when my cat licks his own nads. Yes, you can tell when someone's next to you jacking away on a Tempurpedic. Though to be fair, the cat has never jacked off that I know of...
possible selling point? "Are you tired of waking up due to the earthquake like vibrations your partner emits when pleasuring himslef in the night? Not willing to make yourself more available to him? Well now we have the perfect solution." I wish Billy Mays was still around :(
you'll hear him fapping. most awkward one night stand ever, he was too drunk to get it up so he's just fapping to my side while i stared at the wall and tried to figure out how to get him out of my house
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