If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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