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  My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?

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• It means for all of the UPS fuck-ups this Christmas, they know how to prioritize. It's your Christmas fucking miracle.

  Submitted by shitbat78 on Dec 26, 13 at 2:36pm

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• Means he still thinks you are an alcoholic.

  Submitted by helmetirdge on Dec 26, 13 at 9:32am

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• Means she still feels guilty for cheating on you with your best friend

  Submitted by nairbynairb on Dec 26, 13 at 12:39pm

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• Duh it means she wants the d.

  Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Dec 26, 13 at 8:52am

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