Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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steal a bike if possible, get there before someone else recognizes this!
Get out and jog, it'll probs be faster that time of night.
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