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  He asked me how france is treating me

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  Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away

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• better yet if you can do it with Tschaikowsky's 1812 Overture playing in the background....

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 14, 13 at 10:22pm

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• Cause there is a shortage of dick in Merica? She's just too lazy to shave her legs and pits.

  Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jun 17, 13 at 9:01pm

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• @ddsixteen I think he meant "since the time of Napoleon", not that Napoleon was doing the retreating.

  Submitted by spyderqueen on Jun 15, 13 at 9:09am

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• She spent so much time on her back in France she didn't even bring shoes

  Submitted by ck24 on Jun 14, 13 at 10:19pm

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• @porksword- that doesn't make sense. Napoleon was French. He didn't retreat from the French.

  Submitted by ddsixteen on Jun 15, 13 at 1:40am

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• He would be the first to retreat from the French since Napoleon.

  Submitted by porksword on Jun 14, 13 at 5:18pm

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• Euro skank

  Submitted by iso on Jun 14, 13 at 7:01pm

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• Napoleon was Corsican

  Submitted by madophelia on Jun 15, 13 at 4:55am

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• Complete with pics!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 14, 13 at 9:40pm

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• I love when the comments are funnier than original post

  Submitted by bulletproof23 on Oct 14, 17 at 12:35pm

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