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• there are a limited few reasons not to just say yes.for fun lets make a list kids.

  Submitted by doiou2 on May 10, 13 at 4:35pm

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  • 1. the kind of ugly a light switch wont help.

    Submitted by doiou2 on May 10, 13 at 4:37pm

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  • she's so fat if she jumped in the air she would get stuck

    Submitted by doiou2 on May 10, 13 at 7:37pm

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    • shes so fat that when she jumped the earth began to orbit her

      Submitted by crockpot on May 11, 13 at 4:30am

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• I thought I told you, we're not IN Kansas any more!

  Submitted by kin_in_in on May 10, 13 at 3:05pm

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• Bob Dole supports this. Bob Dole

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• Worse sext ever

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• That is an interesting euphemism for erectile dysfunction.

  Submitted by Kommsuessertod on May 10, 13 at 3:51pm

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• On three conditions. First, You make me a sandwich. Second, allow me to sit on the couch watching Sportscenter. Third, blow me while I watch Sportscenter, and eat the sandwich you made me. Then you get the cock. All 3 conditions are non-negotiable.

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• <3 this!!

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