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  dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die

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  that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida

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• the orange juice in the screwdrivers must have kept him alive.

  Submitted by bombsquad907 on Apr 30, 13 at 8:43pm

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• Psychotic and stupid what a combination

  Submitted by paintblr20 on Apr 30, 13 at 6:07pm

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• Don't think I'd be telling people that it took me forever to realize they were referring to drinks, SavagePsycho. Just sayin'.

  Submitted by kcs99 on May 1, 13 at 1:39am

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• Oh my goodness, so I thought they meant actual screwdrivers, like the tool, and I was thinking, "that doesn't explain why your vomit smells like it came from Florida at all" it took me forever to realize they were talking about the drink. It makes much more sense now.

  Submitted by SavagePsycho on Apr 30, 13 at 5:41pm

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  • is it bad that I did the same?

    Submitted by forlorn420 on May 2, 13 at 7:54am

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• If by Florida, you mean semen, yes, your vomit smells like Florida because you did a 50-man Florida snowbird bukkake and swallowed every drop.

  Submitted by W_T_F on Apr 30, 13 at 7:13pm

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