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  I need Jameson.

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  Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.

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• Replace Jameson with Seagram's Seven Crown and you have my parents.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 2, 13 at 2:11pm

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• Hey, if I had to grow a human being for 9 months and put up with it kicking me in the ribs & generally being a parasitic jackass, I'd want a stiff drink ASAP, too.

  Submitted by llamachicaou on Feb 2, 13 at 11:55pm

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  • I see 18-30 years of stiff drinks in front of you.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 3, 13 at 12:58am

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• So much for breastfeeding!

  Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Feb 3, 13 at 12:02am

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  • Pump and dump baby!

    Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Feb 3, 13 at 12:27am

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• A slight alcoholic maybe?

  Submitted by sagus on Feb 2, 13 at 10:45pm

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  • no uterus, no opinion

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Feb 2, 13 at 11:58pm

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