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  I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"

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• Her?

  Submitted by jackkennedy on Nov 20, 12 at 4:09pm

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• The Final Countdown better have been on his sex playlist.

  Submitted by WesPip on Nov 20, 12 at 6:08pm

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• Open your legs and I'll make my dick disappear

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 20, 12 at 4:23pm

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• I've made a huge mistake.

  Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 20, 12 at 9:58pm

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• Did he make your dignity disappear?

  Submitted by Micholder on Nov 20, 12 at 5:17pm

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• A trick is something a whore does for money!

  Submitted by shibby232 on Nov 20, 12 at 8:50pm

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• Arrested development??

  Submitted by jadedpill on Nov 20, 12 at 9:51pm

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• Amazingly the gayest part of this text is a guy doing magic tricks at the bar

  Submitted by Phys on Nov 20, 12 at 6:00pm

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• Arrested Development!!! Can't return the frozen Dove!

  Submitted by Liquidgenius on Nov 20, 12 at 10:33pm

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• A trick is something a whore does for money... Or candy. :)

  Submitted by claudius on Nov 21, 12 at 2:16am

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• Number of times Rob EightyEight's uncle has created the illusion that his dick disappeared and then made it magically reappear deep inside Rob's colon.

  Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 21, 12 at 8:00am

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• If a guy quotes Arrested Development he is in

  Submitted by Winchestertavern on Jun 15, 14 at 3:35am

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• lol arrested development reference

  Submitted by cessticles28 on Dec 19, 12 at 11:15pm

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• Is that a lost boys reference?

  Submitted by mjrcutie44 on Dec 18, 12 at 12:18pm

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• "Her name is Anne!" "Who?"

  Submitted by jaeseabean on Sep 24, 13 at 11:22am

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• Eighty Eight

  Submitted by Eightyeight on Nov 20, 12 at 4:08pm

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