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  I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.

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• lol enjoy your child support and multiple stds

  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 15, 12 at 11:53am

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  • Child support is an std

    Submitted by Yeep on Nov 15, 12 at 6:33pm

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• I'm your 3rd cousin. Can I have $10,000?

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 15, 12 at 12:09pm

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• Set aside half to defend against paternity suits

  Submitted by UniqueNordic on Nov 15, 12 at 3:23pm

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• The avg child support is 17% of your salary, before taxes. Have fun with that.

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 15, 12 at 10:48pm

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• Hit the $3 one I see !!!

  Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Nov 15, 12 at 1:35pm

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• my bullshit meter is going nuts son

  Submitted by satanslilhelper on Nov 16, 12 at 7:58am

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• Even $$$ can't take away HIV homey!

  Submitted by dfdub12 on Nov 15, 12 at 5:18pm

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• Hahaha have you ever heard of the lottery winners curse? You're fucked....

  Submitted by karazyboys on Nov 15, 12 at 11:39am

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• After you cash in can I borrow your ticket for the weekend?

  Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Nov 15, 12 at 1:46pm

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• Lies, last time I checked magic Johnson was still mobbing about

  Submitted by saintcalab on Nov 15, 12 at 7:35pm

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• Magic is still mobbing around....with HIV!

  Submitted by dfdub12 on Nov 16, 12 at 8:18pm

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