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  I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.

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• So yer voting for Michelle?

  Submitted by gingaa27 on Oct 5, 12 at 1:58pm

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  • and you'd suck it dry

    Submitted by lokidies on Oct 5, 12 at 7:54pm

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    • That is Obamas job bitch... He spends most of his time sucking off celebrities anyway... It wouldn't surprise me one bit that he blows his shemale wife...

      Submitted by ck24 on Oct 5, 12 at 8:14pm

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• Calmthefuckdown, Gneeh. It's TFLN...did you really expect informed citizens on here??

  Submitted by tamsquared on Oct 5, 12 at 2:21pm

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• Number of times EightyEight has confused an election with an erection, pulled his uncle's 'lever', and voted yes to swallowing a thick load of man-goop.

  Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 5, 12 at 4:30pm

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  • Works for me.

    Submitted by gayguy on Oct 5, 12 at 11:10pm

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• I can't wait for November to be over and this site can go back to "I was so high/drunk last night/yesterday that I (insert various randomness here)"

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Oct 5, 12 at 2:24pm

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• Damn this site needs a big dose of calm the fuck down

  Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 5, 12 at 5:44pm

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• Wow! Angry inch much?

  Submitted by Alisunshine12 on Oct 5, 12 at 3:27pm

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• What's wrong with you?

  Submitted by Lyndzeerhine on Oct 6, 12 at 4:38pm

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• Lol awesome

  Submitted by junie519 on Oct 6, 12 at 1:05am

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• Wow you are what's wrong with America. Why would you even vote? Please do everyone a favor and move ur ass to Canada!

  Submitted by SuaSponte2_75th on Oct 5, 12 at 3:10pm

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  • Canada is possibly better than the US. At least they don't fight and bitch with each other.

    Submitted by Vilehaust on Oct 5, 12 at 3:51pm

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• Next time try voting by who IS the bigger dick...

  Submitted by tracilynne40 on Aug 15, 13 at 6:20am

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• Guess it's better than voting based on who *is* the bigger dick (as in, not Obama).

  Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Oct 6, 12 at 12:01am

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• You are a stupid cunt. To vote for someone that has destroyed everything this country stands for because you "think" he has a bigger dick. People like you are the reason this country has gone from the most powerful country in the world to a joke. And my child will pay for your stupidity. FUCK YOU!

  Submitted by Gneeh on Oct 5, 12 at 2:04pm

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  • YES! finally someone with a brain on this barren wasteland called a website!

    Submitted by paintblr20 on Oct 6, 12 at 10:08am

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    • ...i think you're missing the point of tfln.

      Submitted by llamatrauma on Oct 8, 12 at 11:12am

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  • Yeah, Romney does look like a winner. Except no.

    Submitted by lankykong on Oct 11, 12 at 1:35am

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• Vilehaust- your telling me no one in Canada argues or fights with each other? You need to go stare at your GED and punch yourself in the face. If you hit yourself enough times you might reverse your retardation. Good Luck

  Submitted by SuaSponte2_75th on Oct 5, 12 at 6:49pm

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• Eighty Eight

  Submitted by Eightyeight on Oct 5, 12 at 1:49pm

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  • Cool story bro, tell it again

    Submitted by Hunter0424 on Oct 6, 12 at 2:26pm

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