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  Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it

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• Successfully deconstructed the web-shooter metaphor, I see.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 24, 12 at 7:28pm

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• That's... that's just brilliant.

  Submitted by the88thpianoman on Sep 24, 12 at 2:34pm

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• Where's Chris Hanson when you need him?

  Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Sep 25, 12 at 9:52pm

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• It's white, it's sticky, but it isn't his web...

  Submitted by GentlemanInBlack on Sep 24, 12 at 5:22pm

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• This sounds like my boyfriend

  Submitted by skiingmusician on Sep 28, 12 at 12:59am

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