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  I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.

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• somehow I'd imagine a blow job + retainer = painful

  Submitted by bushbuster on Aug 30, 12 at 10:42am

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• Why in the world would you keep a retainer in while giving head?!? Puzzling..

  Submitted by jfizzle23 on Aug 30, 12 at 11:13am

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• How would the orthodontist know unless you told them?

  Submitted by thirrteen on Aug 30, 12 at 11:25am

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• Straightest teeth he ever came across.

  Submitted by porksword on Aug 30, 12 at 8:51pm

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• So gross

  Submitted by stuperfantastic on Aug 30, 12 at 10:16am

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  • hold on to your purity ring stuper. its gonna get bumpy

    Submitted by gabraham on Aug 30, 12 at 10:28am

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• POW!!!! Right in the kisser!!!!

  Submitted by porksword on Aug 30, 12 at 8:50pm

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• Haha purity ring, if a saliva crusted, plaque catcher does it for ya then well I guess I am a prude

  Submitted by stuperfantastic on Aug 30, 12 at 5:14pm

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  • well yeah if you only clean it once every 6 years its gonna get gross. for Christs sake just follow the instructions they come with

    Submitted by gabraham on Aug 30, 12 at 5:35pm

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• It's probably a permanent one glued to the back of her teeth you idiots. When it breaks off you gotta go get it "reinstalled".

  Submitted by security24 on Aug 31, 12 at 12:14pm

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• Its your fault for wearing a retainer to give head. Braces I could understand cos you can't take em off

  Submitted by nitro420 on Aug 30, 12 at 6:17pm

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• Yea I thought when that thing goes in your mouth, nothing else does before you remove it. Wtf she's pretty dumb

  Submitted by Vardar on Aug 30, 12 at 3:11pm

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• First of all dumb bitch why would you blame that on him, it was your terrible blowjob skills, and second of all why the fuck would you have a retainer in while sucking a dudes dick, a logical person would have taken that shit out before making out.

  Submitted by Jamesontheqweer on Aug 31, 12 at 7:03pm

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• I'll go with you to the dentist

  Submitted by hogfish on Sep 20, 12 at 8:32pm

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• Correct me if I'm wrong, but... Don't retainers have metal parts on them? I imagine that would be painful for the dude if his dick was scraping against it :(

  Submitted by Myooooo on Sep 1, 12 at 12:39pm

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• you're welcome baby

  Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Aug 31, 12 at 10:48pm

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